Pre-Pre New Year's Eve...

What a hectic day thus far.
This has been the slowest week in the year 2011. Okay, I may exaggerate a bit.
I need to stop making grand proclamations. I need to be a better listener.

Alright my fellow singlians (not sure how you'd pronounce this), this is it. New Year's Eve is practically upon us and then it's full steam ahead! Choo-choo!!

Now just a few refreshers:

1. Wear something new or something that makes you feel pretty/sexy/confident. No one wants to start the new year in PJs, right?
2. Go somewhere that is neutral to you.
3. Don't forget to pack your comfy shoes, because there's sure to be lots of dancing.
4. Make sure where ever you end up, that there's dancing involved. Don't want any extra time to think. Thinking leads to remembering, remembering leads to tears and may end in a regrettable text.
5. Now let's be realistic here. Allow yourself 5 minutes to cry it out - either before your night or once it's over.
6. Get your drink on, but let's stay classy ladies. It's never a good thing to ring in the new year hugging a toilet. 
7. If you insist on having your midnight kiss*, make sure he's cute and not related to you. 
8. Have fun! When you feel like crying, hug someone! When you start to think of him, dance! Be strong!
9. Keep your cell in your purse on a bed in someones room- - - far away from you.

Always keep in mind, you're not Juliet, so you're not going to die from heart break. I'm going to be focusing on the positive possibility 2012 may bring. I want to enter the new year as naked as a new-born baby (metaphorically of course).

Okay, my brain is food deprived.

namaste

*please no high school tongue-a-war -barf-